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The true story about what happened between Vipershark and Mechant
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12-13-2009, 06:05 PM
So I woke up, right? Had some morning wood, and I used it. And suddenly, it appeared.

A Vipershark.

Half viper. Half shark. All serious business. So, I kicked it in the gonads and it went away, right? Everything was alright. I went back to sleep.

Then it came back. AGAIN. This time without gonads. And it swallowed me whole. So I struggled for hours trying not to get digested, when suddenly it was eaten by an even bigger Vipershark, which means two layers of Vipersharks I had to escape. Great.

So, the Vipershark (the smaller one) was being digested, so I escaped out of it as quickly as possible, and ended up in the stomach of the larger Vipershark. That fabulous dude was huge. So, who did I call on for help? Well, who else would I call.

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Sporkman. Half spoon/half fork. It was a battle, now. Hybrid versus hybrid. Sporkman pulled out his wang and shook it at the Vipershark just to taunt it. So, the Vipershark was like "awww hell naw biatch" and lunged at Sporkmang. Sporkman quickly pulled out his silverware arsenal and threw sporks at the Vipershark. It's not very effective...

SO the Vipershark ate Sporkman, too. Fuck.
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12-13-2009, 06:06 PM
Sporkman's head looks like a testicle
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12-13-2009, 06:08 PM
also I love the nigger filter
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12-13-2009, 06:09 PM
(12-13-2009, 06:06 PM)Snow Miser Wrote: Sporkman's head looks like a testicle

it is
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12-13-2009, 06:09 PM
the true story about what happened between mechant and TWO vipersharks
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12-13-2009, 06:11 PM
(12-13-2009, 06:06 PM)Snow Miser Wrote: Sporkman's head looks like a testicle
no it doesn't what are you gay or something
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Burger  12-13-2009, 06:12 PM
my favorite part of the story was how it actually happened
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12-13-2009, 06:13 PM
(12-13-2009, 06:12 PM)Sorario Wrote: my favorite part of the story was how it actually happened
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Burger  12-13-2009, 06:14 PM
(12-13-2009, 06:13 PM)Mechant Wrote:
(12-13-2009, 06:12 PM)Sorario Wrote: my favorite part of the story was how it actually happened
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it's okay mechant i still lu
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12-13-2009, 06:16 PM
(12-13-2009, 06:14 PM)Sorario Wrote:
(12-13-2009, 06:13 PM)Mechant Wrote:
(12-13-2009, 06:12 PM)Sorario Wrote: my favorite part of the story was how it actually happened
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it's okay mechant i still lu
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12-13-2009, 06:16 PM
(12-13-2009, 06:13 PM)Mechant Wrote:
(12-13-2009, 06:12 PM)Sorario Wrote: my favorite part of the story was how it actually happened
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why yes i do love rainbows
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12-13-2009, 06:19 PM
(12-13-2009, 06:16 PM)pulchridude Wrote:
(12-13-2009, 06:13 PM)Mechant Wrote:
(12-13-2009, 06:12 PM)Sorario Wrote: my favorite part of the story was how it actually happened
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why yes i do love rainbows
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12-13-2009, 06:26 PM
(12-13-2009, 06:19 PM)Mechant Wrote:
(12-13-2009, 06:16 PM)pulchridude Wrote:
(12-13-2009, 06:13 PM)Mechant Wrote:
(12-13-2009, 06:12 PM)Sorario Wrote: my favorite part of the story was how it actually happened
BlankBlankBlankBlankBlankBlankAngry
why yes i do love rainbows
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