Freestyle Me the Real Slim ShadeDBZ

[Shade]

WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE

Well I wouldn't have believed it, looks like I got a few rappers
Nice to see people not giving bells to Nook or bones to Blathers
'Cause this ain't Animal Crossing, though I'm feeling pretty crossed
So I'll be spitting hot fire at you Joe, you've already lost

Yo, where do you get off, though? Puttin' down the rhymes
If I had a dime for each time I rapped, well, I wouldn't have many dimes
But instead of complaining I thought I'd put forth the time
To give it a try and it makes me feel pretty fine, so I wouldn't whine

But you wouldn't know that, would you bro, you didn't even try, though
Instead, you shared unwelcome opinions, and it was pretty bad, so
I'm calling you out, try harder next time, rhyme some words and you'll do just fine
But you'll go back to lurking, nice first posting, you'll probably never reach post nine

As for these other guys, that's some heckin' fine rapping
If you could see behind this screen you know I would be clapping
Keep up the good work, and the top-tier wording
Not roasting you (yet) but you know it would be burning

PEACE