Hey

[eureka]

I hope people aren't assholes.

Trust me, been here for a while (I guess 2 years counts as a while...), but you don't have anything to worry about.  You're fine, as long as you basically have common sense really.
But yeah, welcome.  This site basically has about everything you could ever talk about; so you can probably settle in fine.  Look forward to seeing more of you!