Nintendo Owns the Kremlings: Squashing a Myth

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I often visited that site and it has a lot of interesting, entertaining stories and lore ideas. Considering that you piece together nearly every Rare game (even the Star Fox series) into its own canon, it certainly takes about as much work as me trying to make a passable map of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Say, Koopaul, got any DKVine style insight on how Pauline exists in Mario's current time period without any significant aging, how Mario and the current DK are about the same age if Yoshi's Island DS is anything to go by, and how Cranky Kong aged so quickly without the current DK aging like that?