Nintendo Owns the Kremlings: Squashing a Myth

[Kosheh]

so glad u posted this...really solvin the tru mysteries of the DK lexicon wit legal proof

Just so I can get up to speed here, now that I know Nintendo owns the right to the Kremlings: Diddy Kong is DK's son, right? And Cranky Kong is DK's father? He WAS the original Donkey Kong, so like, he TOTALLY could be his dad.
That would make Diddy Kong Cranky's grandson!


Also why is Tiny big. I thought she was little but now she is big. Why are people aging in the DK universe and not Mario. What is going on