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[Vipershark]

[2:10:08 AM] Vipershark: today i walked into class
[2:10:17 AM] Vipershark: and i wasn't late but i was one of the last people there
[2:10:34 AM] Vipershark: and the teacher was talking to the people in there about something semi-unrelated
[2:10:38 AM] Vipershark: former students or something
[2:10:47 AM] Vipershark: and as i was walking in the door he was like
[2:11:21 AM] Vipershark: "this kid used to come into class stoned every single day. i could tell right as he walked in the door"
[2:11:31 AM] Vipershark: and considering that i had literally just walked in the door, i was like
[2:11:39 AM] Vipershark: "are you talking about me again????"
[2:11:42 AM] Vipershark: and everyone laughed

[2:12:00 AM] Vipershark: and later on in the class
[2:12:12 AM] Vipershark: uh i use my laptop to take notes, we're allowed to have computers out
[2:12:17 AM] Vipershark: like 3/4ths of the class is on computers all period
[2:12:28 AM] Vipershark: anyway mine is a toshiba and of course has a big toshiba logo on it
[2:12:32 AM] Vipershark: so he refers to me as "toshiba"
[2:12:50 AM] Vipershark: so there was a boring part of class and i'm just kind of slightly zoned, looking at my computer
[2:12:55 AM] Vipershark: i'm listening but i don't really care
[2:13:07 AM] Vipershark: so he kind of stops because i'm clearly paying more attention to my computer
[2:13:10 AM] Vipershark: and he's like
[2:13:18 AM] Vipershark: "toshiba are you looking at porn over there?"
[2:13:34 AM] Vipershark: and without even looking up i just say "yeah" in a monotone voice and keep staring at my computer
[2:13:37 AM] Vipershark: and there's this pause
[2:13:45 AM] Vipershark: because nobody knows how to react
[2:13:50 AM] Vipershark: and then they all start laughing
[2:14:20 AM] Vipershark: a girl behind me was like "he said that so quickly!" to her friend
[2:14:25 AM] Vipershark: had that comedic timing nailed yo