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15:35
William Watanabe

"curiosity moves the world"

"curiosity killed the cat"

therefore, "moving the world killed the cat"

just let this sink into your mind for a while

15:35
Fernando Lopes

dude

money moves the world

15:40
William Watanabe

money is curiosity

15:40
Fernando Lopes

therefore, money is curiosity AND it killed the cat
 
15:40
William Watanabe

therefore money killed the cat

time is money

time is curiosity

time killed the cat

time moves the world

15:41
Fernando Lopes

conclusion: the cat died of old age

15:41
William Watanabe

in the end, time is curiosity, time is money, time kills the cat and moves the world

time is the answer for everything

time heals wounds

15:42
Fernando Lopes

money is the answer for everything

15:42
William Watanabe

healing wounds killed the cat

15:42
Fernando Lopes

hwhGsjKa

I'm confused

15:42
William Watanabe

so we have two constants here

time is the answer for everything

and the cat will die no matter what

so the cat's death is a constant

in other words, as the time passes, the cat dies

15:43
William Watanabe

and the more time it passes, the cat will die even more

as people get money and heal wounds, and the world is moving, the cat will die

so the answer is that cats are always dead

they aren't alive because if they were alive, we wouldn't use money, our wounds wouldn't heal and the world would've stopped

this means all cats are actually living dead

15:45
Fernando Lopes

and we'd know everything, therefore curiosity wouldn't exist

15:46
William Watanabe

yes

basically everything points to the cat's death

since cats are always dead, Schroedinger's cat is dead

there

I solved the problem

15:46
Fernando Lopes

shiiiieeeeeet

you should win the Nobel for that