TSR's Super Smash Bros Thread|SWITCH HYPE TRAIN NOW BOARDING

[Kosheh]

i sorta want to get in on this nerd beefcake contest, but ehhhh


i don't know if i could be serious enough to play a best-of-5, especially since i haven't played the game since launch and kinda forgot all the based cheese

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or have the patience to fight the most boring mario ever judging by those YOUTUBE VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!! oh SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

na but seriously dude the utilt -> utilt -> utilt > etc i've been seeing is nothing earthshattering and that's literally every mario i've been seeing since SSB3DS, let's see some old-school crossup nair KOs or some clutch midair FLUDD recovery gimps. you know, some actual like, swagger. something that makes this gamer clench his buttcheeks as he leans in closer to his monitor, not yawn for the third time