I survived a whole week playing this. Gors plays thru Pokemon Red

[Kosheh]

Go away, I know your perverse intentions!!

...


ok you can masturbate me, i dont care

oh god, i'm dying


oh, btw i have a really super-secret gamer tip for u gors. no one else should hear it

super secret gamer tip for gors only that i learned on the playground as a kid. dont open if u dont wanna 0wn at pokemon

lutefisk just splashes around until level 20 when he becomes a really cool pokemon (too secret, cant tell you)

but if he cant attack, how do u level him???

when you get much farther into the game (fifth badge maybe) the levels of the pokemon you fight will be pretty decent (im talkin like lv25)
take lutefisk out of the PC, and make him the lead pokemon on your team.

go fight people or wild pokemon (ur choice) and when the battle starts, swap lutefisk out with a stronger pokemon (like shell)

they both gain the same amount of experience points, and so lutefisk will level up without actually doing anything


it's kind of tedious to do where you are in the game right now, but do know that he has potential (and evolves into one of the best pokemon ever actually)

magikarp is a real cinderella story, you see


ALSO: as fun as it sounds dont grind levels on magikarp, he has the lowest EXP yield in the game

secret gamer tip #2

the cities in the game are all black and white, yeah - but if you play the game on the super game boy, they change color when you enter them!! gadZOOKS!!