TSR COMPO 10: Scrooge is my Homeboy

[Gaia]

Letting this sit well over a year after it's made can have nice after-effects, though I'm in the process of remaking it, think of it as a rough draft (with the added bonus of the Loomis Method of drawing). This is his life in a nutshell:

Although my age may suprise you
I own the entire mining industry
Thanks to my unusually high IQ.

Using bribery to get what I want
Though one thing is certain, it's not about cash
it's the blood diamond, that's my goal you see?

many say that's the ultimate act of greed
but not fret, as I have a scheme
to get my hands on such a marvelous gem..

My dad is the pawn now, not me
He is my personal guard
Keeping both parents in line is what I do best.

Though there's still that pest
keeping me from accomplishing my dream
there must be a way to get rid of him somehow..

A constant battle it is, that's for sure
but I am top dog, he is not
it's not the rivalry you see, but the gem

I.
MUST.
HAVE IT!