Happy Talk Like A Pyro Day!

[Cobalt Blue]

randomly generate mphs per word maybe?

This is surely possible, easy even, but translating back would then be impossible. But if nobody cares about translating back and just wants to sound like a Pyro, I could make a one-way version.

turn words into morse code.

turn said morse code into MPH HMPH

My name starts with a capitalized "F", thank you very much.