Who is Keychain?

[water dog]

physical sex has fuck all to do with gender

afaik keychain is actually physically female but it doesn't even matter that is the whole point jfc

it doesn't even matter to you. it means a whooole lot to me

then you're a bigot congrats!

when i say that i mean it generally. like, for all humans, it is a HUGE deal to me whether they are physically male or female. for keychain specifically? no not really because it doesn't affect me either way and i don't CARE what they identify as or literally are. but i'm not going to run around like "oh hey dog i just met you. are you mentally male or female because thats all that matters to me in life. don't even tell me if you have a dong and a bag to match, it's irrelevant to me after i know who you TRUELY are!!!" and then hug them.

EDIT: to flannel, im a lefty yeah. so curved i have to syand on the left sid eof the toilet just to get anything in there