the poop happens world we live in thread 2XXX

[Gwen]

I still say unload a shitload of paintballs, violence will solve this problem.

My dad and I had discussed making up a board of nails, moving some rocks out of the way and laying the board under them, so when the punks jump down into the little pit by my window, BAM FUCKING NAILS IN YOUR FEET, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES, MAYBE NOW YOU'LL STOP BOTHERING THE NEIGHBORHOOD.