the poop happens world we live in thread 2XXX

[Kosheh]

Forgot to post it but finding the fucking invitation again just reminded me.

I called my school regarding RSVPing for this recognition dinner for being awesome at school.

"We're sorry but all the guest seats are full. I'm really sorry. Do you want to reserve a seat for yourself?"



no?

my girlfriend took the day off and everything, now i have to tell her to untake it

fuck my gay life i'll have a lot more fun celebrating with just her the next day when she isn't working >:



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iin totally unrelated i'm cleaning off these gba games and i left the top of the isopropyl alcohol off and the bottle's in my lap. i lean back and so does the bottle.


just isopropyl'd my balls my testicles are now flammable