The Male Gaze

[GrooveMan.exe]

Okay, this is giving me a headache. Seems like it's time to do a

~MOD CHALLENGE~

The rules are simple. Since David Caruso, Sengir, and Koopaul seem to struggle with the idea that wanton sexualisation can and will ruin an experience regardless of other factors, maybe it's about time you witnessed it from another perspective.

The perspective of the person being objectified! What a wonderful learning experience. To complete this challenge you must either:
- Don high-heels (and additionally any other female clothing you can get your hands on), and have photographic or film evidence of you doing something practical in a sexy manner. This can be trying to run, do kung-fu, DIY, or even walking up and down stairs. You must state what task you intend to do in your heels before you post the evidence. Remember to do said task *sexily*. The women's clothing is optional - but the high-heels are NOT OPTIONAL. Your submission will be peer marked by the community, but the staff decisions are final.

OR

- Watch this video:

Choose 3 screencaps of Bayonetta in a sexy pose. Recreate these sexy poses, and provide video or photographic evidence of you doing so. Again, state which screencaps you are doing - they will be judged on appropriate sexiness level. The evidence will also be peer marked by the community, but the staff decisions are final.

Completing either of those challenges will mean you win the Mod Challenge, and as a reward, I will do one photograph of the second challenge (meaning all 3 if all challenged members complete the task)

Failure to complete the Challenge will result in a week suspension - we don't want your sexist bullshit stinking up the air. Excuses and attempt to get out of, or otherwise cheese the Mod Challenge will be seen as Foul Play, and a Three Week Suspension will be given as punishment. You may forefeit the Mod Challenge, and get a Two Week Suspension as penalty.

You might think this challenge is unfair or humiliating. But remember! This challenge is all in the name of entertainment for the community, and especially me. My 'Male Gaze', if you will. And since it's for entertainment (and these game mechanics I've laid down are pretty damn awesome if I do say so); it's all perfectly okay!

You have one week to complete this challenge. The challenge ends at 10pm GMT on Sunday 24th July. Tick tock.

Addendum: And don't say "I didn't see the this post" I know you're all following this thread.