E3 Fread

[GrooveMan.exe]

Well, the fact that they said at the start that the exclusives they were going to demonstrate would all have Kinect functionality really set the tone of the thing. What I learned:

- Modern Warfare 3 has cool sequences that won't make it into the multiplayer.
- Lara croft finds pulling shrapnel from her leg and sliding down rocky shafts incredibly erotic.
- EA Sports is even more inevitable than death and taxes.
- Being Shepard 'for realsies' is cool, but watch the romances get 50x creepier.
- Who gives a shit about Ghost Recon.
- Xbox's OS gets a better voice recognition software and ZZZZZZZ
- *snort*, oh what'd I miss? Gears of War 3 now? Oh how cute they get power armour and ZZZZZZ
- (No, I'm not waking up for a Crytek game, even if this one does look different)
- Peter Molyneux remakes Dragon Quest Swords, I don't know why.
- Adventures in the Magic Kingdom + Kinect Adventures = your children being pacified for a weekend.
- At least they're not messing with the Star Wars canon. They dodged a lot of Sperg Rage.
- Double Fine making well-designed games for kids is heartwarming. Schafer puts my teeth on edge, though.
- Kinect Funlabs! KICKIN' RAD tech demos? I like it (I hope they're free).
- Kinect Sports Second- ZZZZZZ
- ZZZ Woah I hear Usher! Oh hey Dance Central 2, that's actually pretty awesome.
- Hey, Halo 4? But Bungie said they aren't making another one- OH YOU SLY DOGS, MICROSOFT.