Rev Up Those Sonic Cycles

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This is a game about a cartoon, Walt Disney-esque hedgehog called Sonic who runs fast and curls up into a ball, making him go through all sorts of pinball-ish structures of his lively, pop-art world. He uses his speed and spinning techniques to destroy the evil robots built by a goofy doctor named Dr.Eggman that loves machines so much he wants to make the whole world out of them.

This hedgehog is a loner because nobody can keep up with his speed, until this little fox with two tails, who kept following him around, earned his respect for being able to run as fast as he can. Normally, nobody can be as fast as Sonic, but thanks to the fox's ability to spin his two tails like helixes, that gives him an extra speed boost when running, he's able to keep up with him. Miles Prower admires so much Sonic that he does whatever Sonic needs to have done to destroy that menacing Dr.Eggman.

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Shadow is a hedgehog created artifitially by a doctor that lives in a space colony to cure his daughter of AIDS. He uses genes from the chief of an evil alien race he had met by coincidence and made an agreement with, called Black Doom, to create this alien, antropomorphic, hedgehog. This doctor made it so that this alien hedgehog can use the powers of seven mysterious gems called Chaos Emeralds, that holds within almost infinite power when together, to transform into a more powerful form called Super Shadow. This alien hedgehog becomes best friends with the doctor's daughter, but a kid that also lives there at the colony gets jealous of an alien, antropomorphic hedgehog, being so intimate with this girl that he likes. The colony is raided by a military that fears the power of one of the doctor's creations - an artifitial giant lizard that is immortal that lives inside that base. They raid the colony, destroying some of the doctor's scientific creations, arrest and kill some scientists there, and kill the doctor's daughter, who, sends Shadow off to Earth in a space shuttle to protect him. That special military gets a hold of that space shuttle, hides him and freezes him. Then, the doctor's grandson decides to raid that military base, releasing the alien, antropomorphic hedgehog, from his slumber. Shadow says that the doctor's grandson can have one wish, as if he suddenly became the genie of the lamp. The doctor's granson wants world domination! The alien hedgehog says to him that he should collect the seven mysterious gems and meet him at the space colony he came from. He realizes he has amnesia though, as he can't remember anything other than the doctor's daughter dying in front of him. He then promises revenge on all humankind, despite the doctor's daughter being human too, by destroying a whole island, robbing a bank, and so on. But because of this amnesia, he doesn't know if his memories are real! After all, he was created artificially, his memories could have as well be artificial! Then, when they get a certain amount of these mystical gems, they put it in this cannon that the space colony has - yeah, a space colony has a cannon, and the military didn't bother destroying that cannon or anything, just the giant lizard thing. Anyway, they blow up the moon with that cannon and make the world hostage, telling the world population that if they don't do what they say, they'll blow up the Earth! They finally get all of the gems, but the cannon doesn't fire (weird, it did fire last time!), and the colony begins to set course on Earth, trying to destroy both the Earth and the space colony itself. It apparently was the work of the doctor, who, in jail, could program a self-destruction system on that space colony, but that apparently only works when someone decides to bring all of those mystical, rare gems there, that holds infinite power. Why would someone use such powerful gems to just activate a self-destruction system? Why putting less of these gems actually makes the cannon fire? Oh, anyway, suddenly, the alien hedgehog snaps a bit out of his amnesia, remembering that the doctor's daughter had a last wish before she died - that he should protect the humans, and not kill them in revenge! He cries a bit and then runs off to try to deactivate this self-destruction system. However, the giant lizard is apparently alive! He tries to beat the giant lizard off, who is protecting the place that he needs to go to deactivate the self-destruction system, but it uses the power of those gems to teleport and mutate itself into the cannon, somehow, bringing the colony down to Earth, even when they deactivated the system that does that. So Shadow transforms into Super Shadow and tries to beat the giant lizard there. But then, the colony is too close from the Earth, it's getting pulled in! So he uses his powers that the gems gave to him to teleport the colony away, but with a cost - he falls down to Earth. R.I.P.
But he mysteriously re-appears! The doctor's grandson rescued him, who didn't die by crashing from the space to Earth, and did a bunch of robotic clones of him, for no real reason, since the robotic clones doesn't have any of his powers, just his appearance... But anyway, he has amnesia again, and he again doesn't know if he's real or not, since the doctor have so many robotic clones of him, he might just be one of those! He goes to the doctor's grandson to clear things up and destroys everything that the doctor's granson built, without getting any response or answers from him. Then, the alien race that he was originated from comes down from the skies, and promises him to reveal his past if he obeys them and help them to conquer the world! He decides not to be his allies, but then the military are after him because they think he's with them. But the real reason they're behind him, is that the boss of the military is the little kid who envied the alien, antropomorphic, hedgehog, for being so close with the doctor's daughter, whom he loved, and now, blames the doctor's daughter's death on him, and wants to get Shadow killed for revenge, and also because he believes that Shadow is the leader of the alien army who is invading Earth. Then Shadow blows everything up with bazookas, machineguns and UZIs, and then the doctor's grandson comes and says that he's just a clone and that the original Shadow is dead, and therefore, he should obey him! Shadow though begins to find out about his past, destroys the aliens that are invading Earth, sends them home, clears things up with the boss of the military, and finally gets an explanation from the doctor's grandson, who admits that he is the original Shadow, and not a robotic clone. That he is an alien, antropomorphic hedgehog, created artifitially to cure AIDS, using alien genes, that can achieve unlimited power, is immortal, and rides on motorcycles and blows things up with guns - revolvers, machineguns, bazookas, the works.
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Do I need to explain what's wrong with the character again? I didn't even go into Sonic 2006.

And yes, the Chaos Emeralds hold infinite power, Shadow is immortal, and Maria suffered of a disease called NIDS (Neuro Immunodeficiency Syndrome), which is basically just "fictional AIDS" or "AIDS - but we can't have this for kids, let's give it a slightly different name".