Rev Up Those Sonic Cycles

[Rökkan]

GROWN MEN ARGUING ABOUT A BLUE HEDGEHOG EHUEHEUHEUHUEHEUEHUEHUE FUNNY COOL MAN.

EGGMAN IS ROBOTNIK.

ROBOTNIK IS THE AMERICAN NAME.

EGGMAN WAS HIS NAME SINCE THE BEGINNING.

SEGA OF AMERICA FELT THAT SONIC WAS TOO JAPANESE DESPITE IT BEING TOTALLY AIMED FOR AMERICANS (so much that it still isn't popular in Japan)

SO THEY INVENTED A STUPID BACKSTORY OF KINTOBOR AND SONIC WANTING THE CHAOS EMERALDS TO TURN EGGMAN BACK INTO KINTOBOR BLABLABLA AND GAVE EGGMAN THE NAME 'IVO ROBOTNIK'.

IN SONIC ADVENTURE ONWARDS THEY DECIDED THAT EGGMAN WAS HIS NICKNAME AND IVO ROBOTNIK HIS REAL NAME MUCH LIKE HOW THEY DID WITH THE DEBATE WHETHER TAILS' NAME WAS GOING TO BE MILES PROWER OR TAILS.

EGGROBO WAS DESTROYED IN SONIC & KNUCKLES DESPITE HIS APPEARANCE IN SONIC R.

WING FORTRESS AND METALLIC MADNESS CAN SUCK MY DICK.

NOBODY WAS GOING TO MAKE STUPID ASSUMPTIONS BECAUSE YOU LIVE IN THE SOUTH YOU MIGHT BE A TEN YEAR OLD BUT WE'RE NOT.

1UP AND PEOPLE DO THOSE THINGS OCCASIONALLY LEARN TO BUCK UP.