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Secret Santa 09': The Joy of Giving
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GrooveMan.exe Wrote:I may or may not have been dunk while writing this.

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Flonne's Hot Sexy Party

one tiemf flooonee lealrle and piakchu and squelel from finel fantasy were having the awesortmest partyy everrr with boobifgn for apppeole but them the party was reuined becaude some asshoel named sonichpikachu eed in the water where the apples where bobbed from.  dflonne was so angry that sahe said "i am full of range!!!!!!! and went suepr saiyajen 3d. because she was the superman legend at that party and it was ruined by a relly trerrible character. her big disney aniems eyes showedd thru her hair becaude she was anime and her eyes look angrery. she slmmed sonicheu to the wall and held a knife to his throte because she was so angrty. but as she hit the hog squall was a man and talked loud to all and said "stopp!! this is agenst the eules flon should not be fighteng!!"

“you should not be fighting unless you are in a swimsuit!”
“you are right!!” flonne said “I should be in a really really small swinsuit brb while I go and change”
"well flon " said vegeta i thin kyuo hould fight i nthe bikiene because it shows off your bliceps. "what???" said floene i dont have any iceps im a GIRL
"oh right" said vegeta "go back to making sandwiches"

so in twenty minutes flonne came back in a really small and pink bikini thong with a fur edging because it was christmas and it looked reallyu festive. Because he was and abnime character laharl got a nosebleeecd and said
“yucky, I do not like it because I am syupposed to hate everything”
“But you are a nose bleedd” said squall “you are a liar”
“I will give you a kiss from the king” said Tingle, who was rubbing her sweaty bulge all over Flonne and she ran away because it was so amazingly disgusting.

As she ran away down the halls of Laharls uderworl;d castler, she ran into Haruhi Suzumia who was pouting because the castle had no espers or time travellers or aliens.
“Why are you so sad” said flonne “I am sad because I was forces to wear an ugly bikini and I had seaty balls rubbed on my bu a peodphile in a green lycra syuit, you you probably have no fucking problem in comparison”

Haruhi was surprised.
“You are an agenel,” she said. “Angels aren't supposed to swear like that, you are a bad angel. But that is better than an alien or an esper or a time teaveller, so /i will becaome you best freiend evber.”
“thats nice and all but see thre charactetrs in disbara are really dumb and bithces cepte etna because shes no one likes”

i dont like her "either!! coz we dont have nay intrest in each other lerts have lezzie sexcs like all hisckcoool girlszzzz!!!!" "yeahhhhh!" said haruhe 'right!" said flone and then they tribbed for like 5 whors
“ohh ohhh ohhh” said Haruhi”
“Mmm mhmmm yess” said Etna”
“Dont' stop this is so goood” said Haruhi”
“You are the best evewr keep going “ Said Etna
and then in a jiffy they both came at the same time in slow motion because that looked even coooler!

After they both came at the same time. The both pullerd out cigarettes from their g-strings and smokes in a coool way. Etna was sio overwhelmed by the hotness of the sex, Vegetea; who was watching the entire time hjad his head explode from the hotnesss of it akll. And then everyone cheered,. And have ha rocking party with lots of orange juice and pizza. They even stayed up until 8 o clock!

THE END


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just saw the post saying the skypekrew helped you. still awesome
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RE: Secret Santa 09': The Joy of Giving - by Adam - 12-24-2009, 02:59 AM
RE: Secret Santa 09': The Joy of Giving - by Ego - 12-24-2009, 02:59 AM
RE: Secret Santa 09': The Joy of Giving - by Adam - 12-24-2009, 03:00 AM
RE: Secret Santa 09': The Joy of Giving - by Sol - 12-24-2009, 03:22 AM
RE: Secret Santa 09': The Joy of Giving - by Adam - 12-24-2009, 03:24 AM
RE: Secret Santa 09': The Joy of Giving - by Sol - 12-24-2009, 03:38 AM
RE: Secret Santa 09': The Joy of Giving - by Gold - 12-24-2009, 06:38 AM
RE: Secret Santa 09': The Joy of Giving - by Gold - 12-24-2009, 07:50 AM
RE: Secret Santa 09': The Joy of Giving - by CeeY - 12-24-2009, 10:45 AM
RE: Secret Santa 09': The Joy of Giving - by Rhyme - 12-24-2009, 11:06 AM
RE: Secret Santa 09': The Joy of Giving - by Boo - 12-24-2009, 12:02 PM
RE: Secret Santa 09': The Joy of Giving - by Adam - 12-24-2009, 12:43 PM
RE: Secret Santa 09': The Joy of Giving - by CeeY - 12-24-2009, 01:17 PM
RE: Secret Santa 09': The Joy of Giving - by Gold - 12-24-2009, 04:12 PM
RE: Secret Santa 09': The Joy of Giving - by CeeY - 12-24-2009, 04:08 PM
RE: Secret Santa 09': The Joy of Giving - by CeeY - 12-24-2009, 04:38 PM
RE: Secret Santa 09': The Joy of Giving - by Sol - 12-25-2009, 01:56 AM
RE: Secret Santa 09': The Joy of Giving - by CeeY - 12-25-2009, 08:24 PM
RE: Secret Santa 09': The Joy of Giving - by Adam - 12-25-2009, 11:23 PM
RE: Secret Santa 09': The Joy of Giving - by Adam - 12-26-2009, 08:34 PM
RE: Secret Santa 09': The Joy of Giving - by FRET - 12-26-2009, 05:13 PM
RE: Secret Santa 09': The Joy of Giving - by Sol - 12-27-2009, 02:55 PM
RE: Secret Santa 09': The Joy of Giving - by Adam - 12-31-2009, 10:15 PM

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