MAGFEST 2017

[Kosheh]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet im makin this topic here because it seems like Dazz forgot to make it in the news section (and let's be real who looks there anyway)

it's important to discuss this here of all places because there's going to be a TSR/DYKG panel at 2am on Saturday morning, but Dazz and Petie are celebrities now so they are probably too busy to hang out with me )': so I was hoping I could scare up some other VGR users and he'll hang out with us instead of those DYKG dweebos

it's this Thursday to Sunday at the Gaylord National Resort in National Harbor, Maryland (which is a 20 minute drive from DC) 

here's some important links for u:

http://www.magfest.org You can still buy tickets ($80 for the weekend now) but good luck getting a room LOL (no seriously, check the Magfest website for details on that)

Here's the schedule

and here's the only thing you care about

but um yea

Discuss.

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oh yeah, my bucket list for MAG 2017:

- say hi to Dazz
- say hi to Petie
- hang out with both separately. (I have been waiting YEARS for this)
* enjoy a cheeky Nando's with Dazz (at minimum)
* actually shoot the shit one-on-one with Dazz for at least 30 minutes (and this can be done while playing video games)
* buy Petie a drink (ur choice cowboy) as an appreciation for keeping the site and servers running and tell him that I deep down think he's a pretty cool dude despite the shit I give him
* Talk about the forum a little with both, maybe throw shade at users behind their back but assure them that it's neither of their faults, it's just the ebb and flow given the advent of social media
* buy both a second drink, wait until they down it, then ask to be mod and archive their reaction
- say hello to more VGR people
- buy Sesame Street ABC & 123
- get David Wise to sign a DKC gam and Sesame Street ABC & 123, then tell Koopaul all about it
** including the part where I kiss David Wise's ring and refer to him as "Your Excellency, Who Hath Elegantly and Singlehandedly Composed Stickerbrush Symphony"
- flick a booger in the DYKG panel from the back of the room and see if it will hit Dazz or Petie
* will tweet about it if I succeed
- give Mighty Jetters, JazzGW, or Shade a big hug and a smooch on the cheek (and also buy them dinner, Lyft service may or may be not included) if they show up in person
* Basically I want to take you out on a weird geeky friend-date...b-b-but no one has to kn-know, baka !!
- leave MAG with a backlit GBC
- reunite with Random at NPC Collective, shake his hand and tell him how much I enjoy his discography, buy no less than three physical albums, maybe buy him a drink

p.s. can I sit on the panel Dazz? I promise I won't say anything bad I just wanna sit in the front of the room can you at least save me a front row seat next to Greg
p.p.s. pretty please? i'll buy you a third drink and even more nando's
p.p.p.s. i really like girly drinks like malibu baybreezes and fruit daquiris if any of yall wanna get ME drunk