Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam

[Kosheh]

detailed speculation and analysis is more fun when it isn't all spelled out or even intended.

Well yeah we're Americans. That's what we do. That's what journalists do. That's what our news outlets do.
Meticulous speculation and analysis over all sorts of media is the most American thing to do ever. It's about as American as cheeseburgers, Ford hatchbacks, diners and food blogging.

When we're not eating super-sized fast food, listening to country music, or crying and cursing our lives on the toilet after a night of eating drive-thru Mexican, we're usually speculating and analyzing all the things we can't control throughout the world around us.