Super Smash Bros. Stories

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Super Smash Bros. - Story 2
        Mall Day

  One day, (since Kirby is a chef),
 he got his weekly pay of $ 2,000.
 So he decided to do what what he
 does best.

 Taking his friends on an adventure to
 the mall.

 So anyways, about 3 in the morning,
 Kirby get everybody up to get ready
 to go.

 But since only a few people went with
 him every month, (Yes. Month.), he
 decided to take new people with him,
 too.

 So he got up the following:

 King DeDeDe - Old
 Jigglypuff - New
 Meta Knight - Old
 Samus - New
 Luigi (is rarely featured.) - New
 Ness - Old
 Lucas - New
 Toon Link - Old
 Everybody was crabby at first but when
 they heard about money, they were up
 & running.

 Everybody got a fair share of $600,
 each. But since they went every MONTH,
 Kirby had been saving up.

 (Oh, yeah. His counted total is $40,769.)
 

 So Ness and Lucas went to the toy section,
 Luigi went to the Radishes section, King DeDeDe
 went to the class of 'How to Clobber Dat Der
 Kirbeh', Meta Knight went to the Pringles section,
 (Yes. Meta Knight likes Pringles.), Samus went to
 the........something section, I really don't know, and
 Link went to the bows and arrows section.


 Wait, hang on.


 (Kirby, Sorry I forgot, went to the Cooking section.)


 Then Kirby wrote a list. Everybody thinks this is bad
 for some reason.

 Hey, it's just a list of what not to get:

 Lucas / Ness - anything involving tattoos (only temporary, though)
 King DeDeDe - Lessons on 'How to Clobber Dat Der Kirby'
 (He did it anyways, though.)
 Luigi - Anything besides Daikons or cake.
 Meta Knight - Japanese Kirby Handbooks (yes, they exist.)
 Toon Link - Bombs (Yeah. That's it.)
 Jigglypuff - Singing Lessons
 Samus - Stuff
 Me (Kirby) - Anything besides food.


 So Ness pulls a toy off of the shelf and it says:
 'Price: $6,005'

 They think Kirby will let them get it, but watch.


 (Or read. Another thing, if you don't get the 'Clobber
 Dat Der Kirby' reference, watch the Kirby TV show,
 (Which is on YouTube), or look it up on YouTube.)

 (If you don't get my Luigi & Radishes joke, i'll publish the stories on here.)

 Kirby brings everybody over to the registers with their things.

 He was stunned to see what they had;

 Ness/ Lucas - Tattoos AND a $6,005 toy!
 Jigglypuff - A singing class certificate that was half written
 DeDeDe - Clobber Dat Der Kirbeh Certificate
 Samus - Stuff
 Luigi - PLUMS (Really, Luigi?)
 Toon Link - Bombs and Stuff
 Meta Knight - A cart full of Kirby Handbooks (Money well spent.)

 Then Kirby jumped up, smacked all of them in the face, made them drop
 EVERYTHING, and WALK home. (Because Kirby stole a car.)
 

 Sample - Super Smash Bros. - Mall Day

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