The Nintendo of isaac.

[Kosheh]

Anything Donkey Kong related that could work?

koopaul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! smh

instead of asking HEY DID YOU MAKE ANY IDEAS ABOUT DONKEY KONG
i would've stated HEY HERE'S A DONKEY KONG RELATED IDEA I CAME UP WITH

(which btw, throwing one out for u: turn Mom into DK in a muumuu with rollers in his hair and terrible makeup? but that's just me u_u)

[u]Here's a list of what I currently need a matching equivalent to

- tears that grow bigger when further away

I wanna suggest Yoshi's Story items, especially if you're keeping the "tears" mechanic

Since it sucks eating hot food and would make your life more terrible ): I'd suggest the pepper from Yoshi's Story.

It'd be SO SPICY that it'd make you CRY MORE!!!! SHIT (unless you're the black or white Yoshis)

- tears that grow smaller when further away

and of course delicious food would make you cry less :')
like
honeydew melons :')

- an item where isaacs head rotates around his body

why do I have this urge to suggest just making it a Ninji that slices your head off
alternatively, the Fuzzy cloud from Yoshi's Island to give the player character such a hard trip that he also has an out of body experience