The how to thread

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Hello tVGR, I'm here to show you how to make good posts on tVGR.

I am a VGRPostingExpert

Step #1: Type on a keyboard or touchscreen to make words.

(I think other devices are the same)

Step #2: Decide what you are going to post.

"Hello, I am MoonWalker745, upload my sprite edits or I'll drop a house on yours, admins" is not a good way to post because it makes you unfriendly and tVGR is about friendliness and kindness and cake.

Step #3: Don't be dumb, make sense.

If you are dumb, substitute posting with a nice book by any award winning author of your choosing. (Not posting because copyright troubles)

Step #4: Be nice

Being nice is really cool because it tells people, "Let's talk about stuff again sometime!" and people like talking.

Step #5: Don't be too nice.

Not being too nice is good too, it tells people, "I don't have to put up with your shit!" I'm fairly certain I've seen people banned who rely too heavily on this step, use with caution.

Step #6: Don't be Kosheh

And that is how you do it, throw in some funny TSR colloquialisms to really seal the good posting deal.