08-24-2010, 01:41 PM
So I've been addicted to Starcraft 2 recently. The problem is that I get all anxious and stop laddering after a few games because of the stress (videogame stress. it's tough.) So somehow my brain has Rain Man'ed itself into thinking a workaround for this is to turn my games into comics, and turn my in game blunders into some form of comedy, and inevitably some horrible RvB ripoff. So without further ado, here's Captain Kinsman and the Protoss brigade.
![[Image: zealotportrait.jpg]](/image.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg841.imageshack.us%2Fimg841%2F9425%2Fzealotportrait.jpg&hash=eddcbfe9f7c24cb259063781b917aea0)
Attention assholes. Wake up. There has been recent zerg activity on the Steppes. Mobilize a force to find them and, you know, kill them.
![[Image: comicpic3.png]](/image.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg823.imageshack.us%2Fimg823%2F7535%2Fcomicpic3.png&hash=11d2a7bd1b719be7ef2d330a2d8b0b73)
![[Image: probeportrait2.jpg]](/image.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg833.imageshack.us%2Fimg833%2F7214%2Fprobeportrait2.jpg&hash=e0d6df74e5b8118628a968e99e276aac)
Heh, mondays, am I right guys?
![[Image: probeportrait1.jpg]](/image.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg409.imageshack.us%2Fimg409%2F5614%2Fprobeportrait1.jpg&hash=b8267e53de3ef8fa24f0130a1fb66f39)
Shut the fuck up Dave, seriously.
Know what? I don't need your shit. I'm going for a walk.
![[Image: comicpic4.png]](/image.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg267.imageshack.us%2Fimg267%2F7898%2Fcomicpic4.png&hash=a988b8dbbe283696b89746d157587c07)
![[Image: comicpic5.png]](/image.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg52.imageshack.us%2Fimg52%2F3361%2Fcomicpic5.png&hash=02e277b97596ba19997892e0981c6758)
Shit, I think I found them.
![[Image: comicpic6.png]](/image.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg251.imageshack.us%2Fimg251%2F6100%2Fcomicpic6.png&hash=59a2dd6295aadb5a7fb24f8aef6404d9)
SHIT SHIT SHIT!
![[Image: comicpic7.png]](/image.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg267.imageshack.us%2Fimg267%2F3051%2Fcomicpic7.png&hash=565098816ed5e3573d44145bdb50a6ac)
And then she says to the guy...
![[Image: comicpic8.png]](/image.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg713.imageshack.us%2Fimg713%2F1309%2Fcomicpic8.png&hash=bb3be7af2cf24916b2f37b2b1d5d2c46)
Hey, weren't we supposed to stop those guys from getting in?
![[Image: zealotportrait2.jpg]](/image.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg838.imageshack.us%2Fimg838%2F8871%2Fzealotportrait2.jpg&hash=132c1ecdd3ea3c866bc391112b286733)
...Damnit.
![[Image: comicpic9.png]](/image.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg52.imageshack.us%2Fimg52%2F264%2Fcomicpic9.png&hash=38e363ee621ceca37ee9dbc647807ad1)
Everyone run for your lives!
![[Image: comicpic10.png]](/image.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg405.imageshack.us%2Fimg405%2F8008%2Fcomicpic10.png&hash=266452502c2f1816af1d1d8117d1d775)
Don't worry probes, we're coming!
You guys are awful at your jobs and I personally hate each of you!
![[Image: comicpic11.png]](/image.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg541.imageshack.us%2Fimg541%2F3550%2Fcomicpic11.png&hash=167e3a2bb969aadf347eca8cd9ac776e)
They're escaping! You two, stop them!
![[Image: comicpic13.png]](/image.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg294.imageshack.us%2Fimg294%2F1961%2Fcomicpic13.png&hash=e61fe9cc4ae6fa01d824b1c42b456171)
![[Image: comicpic12.png]](/image.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg411.imageshack.us%2Fimg411%2F2158%2Fcomicpic12.png&hash=ec93781b16a0556202bf19c6244c90ec)
Seriously guys. Just fucking dreadful.
![[Image: zealotportrait.jpg]](http://img841.imageshack.us/i/zealotportrait.jpg/)
Attention assholes. Wake up. There has been recent zerg activity on the Steppes. Mobilize a force to find them and, you know, kill them.![[Image: comicpic3.png]](http://img823.imageshack.us/i/comicpic3.png/)
![[Image: probeportrait2.jpg]](http://img833.imageshack.us/i/probeportrait2.jpg/)
Heh, mondays, am I right guys?![[Image: probeportrait1.jpg]](http://img409.imageshack.us/i/probeportrait1.jpg/)
Shut the fuck up Dave, seriously. Know what? I don't need your shit. I'm going for a walk.![[Image: comicpic4.png]](http://img267.imageshack.us/i/comicpic4.png/)
![[Image: comicpic5.png]](http://img52.imageshack.us/i/comicpic5.png/)
Shit, I think I found them.![[Image: comicpic6.png]](http://img251.imageshack.us/i/comicpic6.png/)
SHIT SHIT SHIT!![[Image: comicpic7.png]](http://img267.imageshack.us/i/comicpic7.png/)
And then she says to the guy...![[Image: comicpic8.png]](http://img713.imageshack.us/i/comicpic8.png/)
Hey, weren't we supposed to stop those guys from getting in?![[Image: zealotportrait2.jpg]](http://img838.imageshack.us/i/zealotportrait2.jpg/)
...Damnit.![[Image: comicpic9.png]](http://img52.imageshack.us/i/comicpic9.png/)
Everyone run for your lives!![[Image: comicpic10.png]](http://img405.imageshack.us/i/comicpic10.png/)
Don't worry probes, we're coming! You guys are awful at your jobs and I personally hate each of you!![[Image: comicpic11.png]](http://img541.imageshack.us/i/comicpic11.png/)
They're escaping! You two, stop them!![[Image: comicpic13.png]](http://img294.imageshack.us/i/comicpic13.png/)
![[Image: comicpic12.png]](http://img411.imageshack.us/i/comicpic12.png/)
Seriously guys. Just fucking dreadful.