TSR's Most Wanted

[Ton]

Awright, listen up, ya yella-bellied liver lickers. We got us a problem, y'see. There's some varmints what been a-botherin us for too long in these parts. They've been escapin' the law for far too long. Now sherriff Dazz and I can't git 'em all ourselves, see? We need some help. We're just gonna put these posters up, and if'n any of ya see these folks, you go ahead and bring them to the Submission Forum for us, ok? Now, these folks are known to travel in posses. Just because we put the leader on the poster don't mean there ain't others from the same neck of the woods causin' us trouble, so if you can get them too we'd be much obliged. Don't ya worry, there's a reward in it for ya.



Thanks for yer time, now go back to shinin' shoes or whatever it is people in these parts do.
-Deputy Ton