Sakurai's at it again!

[Kosheh]

That's my Sakurai!

the new gaming sitcom exclusively made for g4tv

"After an enemy sends you flying really far, it seems like all that’s left is for you to fall.
But you must never give up hope!"

"But Sakurai, what about the adventure mode for the new Smash Bros. game? Is it going to resemble another Kirby game again?"

"You’ve been blasted!"

"Wait what you're already firing me? But I jus-"

"Just aim for solid ground!"

*laughtrack*

"Wh-what? This floor is linoleum. It-"

"This is when you use your midair jump!"

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF" *Gofer lunges towards Sakurai out of frustration*

"Then your Up Special Move to rise up!"

*Gofer falls through linoleum floor into basement, laugh track plays again*

"Whoa. Safe at last." *roaring laughter on laugh track*


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edit: was that a terrible post?
good
so are sakurai's games