beating games is for grown-ups B)
completing them is for kids and highschoolers
seriously though, as a Grown Man i just wanna play through a game and enjoy the story, and not worry about 100%ing the whole thing with optimal stats to guarantee a perfect playthrough every time. maybe if i was 14, sure i'd be able to hammer out my homework and drill through a mario game to 100% completion.
not at 30. i got shit to do.
my employer doesnt give a shit how many pokemon ive caught. clearing the DKC games with >100% completion isnt gonna improve my credit score. platinum-ranking the time trials in crash bandicoot 3 wont make me more attractive to real estate agents when i want to buy a home.
getting diamond rank in an online game wont make me a good father but my wife sure as shit will know why there hasnt been any netflix and chill for the past 6 months
*to be fair though, there are "endless" games that if i like 'em enough i'll try to shoot for the other goals, like Animal Crossing New Leaf and trying to get more clothes or the golden set of tools, but other than that, what's the fricken point
completing them is for kids and highschoolers
seriously though, as a Grown Man i just wanna play through a game and enjoy the story, and not worry about 100%ing the whole thing with optimal stats to guarantee a perfect playthrough every time. maybe if i was 14, sure i'd be able to hammer out my homework and drill through a mario game to 100% completion.
not at 30. i got shit to do.
my employer doesnt give a shit how many pokemon ive caught. clearing the DKC games with >100% completion isnt gonna improve my credit score. platinum-ranking the time trials in crash bandicoot 3 wont make me more attractive to real estate agents when i want to buy a home.
getting diamond rank in an online game wont make me a good father but my wife sure as shit will know why there hasnt been any netflix and chill for the past 6 months
*to be fair though, there are "endless" games that if i like 'em enough i'll try to shoot for the other goals, like Animal Crossing New Leaf and trying to get more clothes or the golden set of tools, but other than that, what's the fricken point
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