The Drunk Thread

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Oh fuck yeah another drunk thread. My buddy played bartender tonight. Made a mixed drink he named "Willy Wonka." Delicious as fuck. Not strong enough for me though. It's definitely a pansy drink. Doesn't mean I'm not going to keep drinking them though. If anyone cares, it's a shot of Malibu, a shot of Blue Curaçao, a shot of sour apple pucker, two shots pineapple juice and 1/4 a can of Mountain Dew.

I bought a shotgun nerf gun today. I sawed of the end. I now have a sawed off shotgun nerf gun. Legit as fuck. I'm now a gun toting American, just like any good God fearing citizen should be. The woman who watched me on the camera at my university thought it was real though