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how to be in tip top shape to game
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heres my guide on a gamers etiquite on to be in your best proframce to game all day and all night.

1) cancel all the plans: got to stay focused on the games
2)drink thousnad of mountain dew (helps with the alretness)
3) have the mortal parents order pizza (but dont forget to wipe dfown dont want grease on controller *MAY AFFECT GRIP ON JOYSTICK)
4)this is optional but may help with your gaming perforamce....Don gamer gloves it protects from sweating and may protect you when you are in a friece battle and the controller slips from underneath you.
5)turn off lights: got to a dark lair for the gaming
6)do 100 hand exercises (want to have those thumb muslces good)
7)part hair to each side of your face *DO NOT SHOWER*** when hair is clean it wont stay in place and fall into your eyes then yo wont be able to see the action of the screen. keep greasy and part from side to side to have the best vision possible. Also might want to pick up some gaming goggles.
8) Have intermission to call gamestop w/ the buds and tell them they are ruining gaming world
9) Game all night: PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT
10) Setup a LAN party.
-Essentials for lan party
-Anime
-Mountain Dew
-Tunes: SOAD,KORN,METTICLA,VAN HALEN
-gaming buds
-tons of tvs
LAN partys can be fun but dangerous to your gaming style. Your buds may think they are funny and un plug the controller, that is when you release wrath of your power and call the overseeers(parents)

There you go gamers! 10 tips on how to be the best gamer ever. Have fun and be safe! May Shiggy be with you (shigreou maymtoto).

Semper Games.
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how to be in tip top shape to game - by aud - 12-11-2008, 03:34 PM
RE: how to be in tip top shape to game - by Zee - 12-11-2008, 05:37 PM

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