Who's that Pokémon? (Poetry Edition)

[GrooveMan.exe]

Who gives a shit about caves; the streets are my pad
I'm just swellin' with pride, the fighting types mad
cuz I'm too high to land a punch on, you try it on me once? Gone.
I've slit yo fuckin' throat with a Night Slash, you couldn't ask to be this fly.
I'm big pimpin' you don't have to ask,
A shiny purple suit with a hat to match
And I'll just Swagger with that, Like Vegas I don't sleep
Just gamble all night, my luck's fuckin' sweet.


Oh god that was awful. Shoot me.