If Spamhaul had a video game...

[Vipershark]

yes aeris. yes.

i will be a twiggy man with long fingers and have an army of turtles with penises (to symbolize rule34)

vipershark should be the protagonist but instead of his fancy hat give him a baseball hat in the same color scheme of his outfit (black and yellow)


say all you want about how bad of a poster he is, but he does make a good protagonist (and hey - vipershark would be presented as silent for once guhuhuh)

actually that could be the storyline
dazz places a word-limit ban on vipershark and he loses the ability to talk after he tells his mom he's going to the store in 138 words and while getting stufff from the store he gets cut off after the 12th word so he is silent and since he cannot talk (post) except in emoticons so he needs to go get his posting ability back but everyone is like "yay hes quiet" but he has to prove that he is just as awesome a person as the rest of us (it's the truth) and they notice it in his silent spell
and rhymey makes a good paula

this actually sounds cool (aisde from silent vipershark)

boo can be that annoying random battle enemy that shows up too many times