If Spamhaul had a video game...

[Kosheh]

i think it would be a beat 'em up like final fight but all the bosses would be the tsr mods who post in spamhaul and at the end you fight dazz. but theres a bonus story where you fight love krew.
and you play as spamhaul users like boo, vipershark, colton and rhymey and you fight your way through bad topics to oust out other posters [zeldaclassicEXPERT] and ultimately fight the locking of threads. but your punches and kicks are so awesome that the topic would be unlocked and you would be the ~*king of the topic*~ and then when you win youd be the best poster in spaumhaul. because you start out as shitty poster. but in the end your better than suigin

oh and ravan and solitaire would be unlockables


ok we better make this shit in beats of rage and make buff steroid versions of ourselves right now