[song/writing]Pokemon Rap

[Poképimp Gold]

thx guys

new rap, this one is dirtier than chimecho since it involves cursin and drugs, hehe.

Pokérap of Typhlosion

YO ITS ME MAN TYPHLOSION
HEATIN UP RIGHT ON THEM MOUNTAINS LIKE A GOD DAMN EROSION
YOU BEST PROCEED WITH CAUTION

SCORCHIN ON THEM NIGGAS WHEN I'M RELEASED UP ON DECK
I DONT WEAR ICE BUT IM BLAZIN FIRE AROUND MY NECK

I'M A VOLCANO, YOU KNOW SO
I'M TOO FAST FOR OTHER POKEMON LIKE SLOWPOKE, YOU RUNNIN LIKE A SLOWBRO
I GO IN HIGH GEAR WHEN MY ROLLOUT GOES IN SHIFT,
I'M SPARKIN LIKE THE STARLIGHTS WHEN I BE HITTIN EM WIT MY SWIFT

I'm hotter than a lighter
better call a firefighter
you got a match? then I'm your maker
MAN FUCK FERALIGATR

I'm a pure fire starter, you better know my rights
charizard's got NOTHIN ON ME...but just some heights
I got my flamethrower set, they call me: THE PYRO
my flames be explodin you better watch out, PINECO!~

I spit hot fire like a magmar chewin tobacco
flames off my back just like the shell of magcargo
you've known me since i was cyndaquil
fightin hoothoots right until,
I EVOLVED INTO QUILAVA
lookin like a baby llama

I've been battlin well
I'm too used to the fire like I've been fightin in hell
hehe, could you tell?
I sunbathe in the heat like the sun of a summer mornin
give pokemon a heatstroke like the planet in global warmin

hp low? I take a blaze
smokescreen up dat purple haze
still aint learn? its my last turn
I'll destroy you with my blast burn

you see me in this junction, checkin how I like to function
in my battles, how I'm crushin
watch the trainers how they be hushin
like heatran I'm high as a volcano causin an eruption
gonna take your pick? make it quick, cyndaquil has best to be chosen
I'm the magma storm, my heat is on, my flames are in motion
cuz I'm the shit, the fire, THE VOLCANO, TYPHLOSION