11-15-2009, 10:16 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: where are u from
Stranger: mars
You: i know
Stranger: really now
You: u look like it
Stranger: really
You: yea
Stranger: you know where
Stranger: in mars?
You: the part where all the sires are
Stranger: nope
Stranger: the part
You: the part where all the dubasses are
Stranger: where your window is
Stranger: look out
You: i dont have windowas
Stranger: i think you might see me
You: i live in a basement
Stranger: really.
You: with my dead wife
Stranger: look out your tenant's house
You: i killed her
Stranger: really.
Stranger: why?
You: dont call me a tenant
You: because ur ugly
Stranger: ...?
Stranger: really now
You: sut up
Stranger: im sorry for your loss?
You: shut up slut
Stranger: okay.
You: dont be sorry for a non existent being
Stranger: i totally sleep with 2 girls every night
You: and then u wake up jacking off u fucking distinguished gentleman
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i am very straight
Stranger: infact
You: yes either dat or its ur sister and mom
Stranger: i make girls cummm
You: you make them cum alright
Stranger: i like screamers
You: cum to me
Stranger: you?
You: i like slitting their throats and making them screa,m
You: i know where u live
Stranger: umm
You: you seem like ur 15
Stranger: we were talking about sex
Stranger: no im 25.
You: my gues is ur a male
You: i see u
You: look outside
You: and wave
Stranger: really now
Stranger: cause im in a basement
You: so am i
Stranger: i know right?
You: im above a basement
Stranger: really now
Stranger: kay.
You: yes u sir
Stranger: im going to do some major drug traffickting
Stranger: see you
Stranger: p.s
Stranger: I AM NOT A FUCKING sir
You: yes u are
Stranger: DO NOT CALL ME THAT EVER FUCKING AGAIN
You: how can u be a drug trafficker when u cant even spell the damn word right sir
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey
You: where are u from
Stranger: mars
You: i know
Stranger: really now
You: u look like it
Stranger: really
You: yea
Stranger: you know where
Stranger: in mars?
You: the part where all the sires are
Stranger: nope
Stranger: the part
You: the part where all the dubasses are
Stranger: where your window is
Stranger: look out
You: i dont have windowas
Stranger: i think you might see me
You: i live in a basement
Stranger: really.
You: with my dead wife
Stranger: look out your tenant's house
You: i killed her
Stranger: really.
Stranger: why?
You: dont call me a tenant
You: because ur ugly
Stranger: ...?
Stranger: really now
You: sut up
Stranger: im sorry for your loss?
You: shut up slut
Stranger: okay.
You: dont be sorry for a non existent being
Stranger: i totally sleep with 2 girls every night
You: and then u wake up jacking off u fucking distinguished gentleman
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i am very straight
Stranger: infact
You: yes either dat or its ur sister and mom
Stranger: i make girls cummm
You: you make them cum alright
Stranger: i like screamers
You: cum to me
Stranger: you?
You: i like slitting their throats and making them screa,m
You: i know where u live
Stranger: umm
You: you seem like ur 15
Stranger: we were talking about sex
Stranger: no im 25.
You: my gues is ur a male
You: i see u
You: look outside
You: and wave
Stranger: really now
Stranger: cause im in a basement
You: so am i
Stranger: i know right?
You: im above a basement
Stranger: really now
Stranger: kay.
You: yes u sir
Stranger: im going to do some major drug traffickting
Stranger: see you
Stranger: p.s
Stranger: I AM NOT A FUCKING sir
You: yes u are
Stranger: DO NOT CALL ME THAT EVER FUCKING AGAIN
You: how can u be a drug trafficker when u cant even spell the damn word right sir
Your conversational partner has disconnected.