I asked him if he would let me into heaven, but he said no.
When I asked him why, he said it was because I looked like a sir.
When I asked him what was wrong with being gay, he said it's queer.
When I asked him what was wrong with being queer, he said it's gay.
I thought God was a cool guy, but it turns out he's just some myopic piece of shit.
I propose we nuke the shit out of heaven so God has to burn in hell for all eternity. Then we make a new heaven that's a lot better. It'll have great music, food, porn, video games, no non-smoking sections, no taxes, it'll run on anarchy, and we'll all use pages out of the Bible to wipe our asses. Oh, and we'll make it where homophobic retards can't get in. =3
Any suggestion to improve upon this flawlessly wonderful idea?
When I asked him why, he said it was because I looked like a sir.
When I asked him what was wrong with being gay, he said it's queer.
When I asked him what was wrong with being queer, he said it's gay.
I thought God was a cool guy, but it turns out he's just some myopic piece of shit.
I propose we nuke the shit out of heaven so God has to burn in hell for all eternity. Then we make a new heaven that's a lot better. It'll have great music, food, porn, video games, no non-smoking sections, no taxes, it'll run on anarchy, and we'll all use pages out of the Bible to wipe our asses. Oh, and we'll make it where homophobic retards can't get in. =3
Any suggestion to improve upon this flawlessly wonderful idea?