Best Video Game Quotes

[JamesMorrow07]

"I need an alien toilet to part my bricks, who's first?"
-Duke Nukem from Duke Nukem Forever

"I oughta break a broom handle off in your ass."
"I'm an equal opportunity ass-kicker."
"See you in hell."
"Come get some."
"You're gonna die for that."
"I've got balls of steel."
"*Chuckles* Wasted!"
"Blow it out your ass!"
"Eat shit and die."
"It's my way or—hell, it's my way!"
"It hurts to be you."
"Holy shit!"
"Ooooh, that's gotta hurt."
"Hmm, my kind of party. Wish I had time."
"You wanna dance?"
-Duke Nukem from various titles