My aunt is stupid

[Gollum]

YOU DAMN KIDS TODAY!
WITH YOUR HIP HOP AND RAP MUSIC, YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT!
YOU LITTLE DUCKFARTS GOT IT TOO GOOD, BACK IN OUR DAY, WE HAD TO SWIM THROUGH A FUCKING OCEAN FILLED WITH BARBED WIRE AND FISH IF WE WANTED TO GET TO THE ARCADE, EVEN THEN, IT WAS USUALY CLOSED!
NOW YOU QUEERS HAVE FUCKING NINTENDO WIIS, AND PLAYSTATIONS, AND SEX-BOXES!
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT, YOU DON'T PULL YOUR WEIGHT AROUND, AND YOU DON'T DESERVE WHTCHYA GOT!

YOU LITTLE BASTARDS BETTER BE GLAD YOU WEREN'T BORN IN TIME FOR NAM!
BE THANKFUL FOR WHAT YOU HAVE, YOU OYSTER FUCKERS!