General Pokemon Discussion

[cranky_cunt2acca03e]

why does everyone rag on 3rd gen pokes designs. they are great! dont mak eme get the list

Treecko

cool because hes a gecko and incorporates the obigatory "leaf" on grass starters in a fun way other than tacking it on its head

Sceptile

awesome because of his swee ass tail look at that thing its a palm brushy thing so fucking cool. other than that hes like a sweet ass lizard repitle thing just look at the mother fucker

Combusken

our first chicken pokemon fucking cool. aslo breaks the idea that all starter fire pokemon should be lizards and dragons. other than that he just looks way cooler than blaziken and torchic

Mudkip

very cute fucking pokemon and very popular. dont need to say anythign about this little (water) sport becaus eim sure veryone loves him anyway

Swampert

i personally dont liek swamper but thats just me. he still has a good design and most people like him a lot

Mightyena

dogs are fucking bad ass, dark type is fucking bad ass dark fucking dog holy shit. if i saw this dog on the fucking street i would hydro pump shit out of my ass im so scared. this pcture does him no justice tbh

Beautifly

butterfree has alwasy been really fucking cool and popular among fans but was a little too simple and plain. beautifly brings that pokemon style with how sweet butterfree was and makes it very very colorful. now we have one fucking COOL POKEMON

Ludicolo

its mother fucking ludicolo holy shit. look hes fucking dancing ALL THE TIME. veryone loves luicolo and hes practical too if its raining well fuck he catches all the rain and hes now an umbrella. i dont htink ive ever met anyone that didn tlike ludicolo

Breloom

look at that. look at that mother fucker. do you know how bad breloom could fuck you up?? holy shit so bad. holy fucking chirst look at him he look slike a fucking przie fighter like a kangaroo with boxng gloves. awesome SO COOL. fuck hitmonchan his guy is the real boxer

Shedinja

this is what happens to pokemon shells with the evolve they tunr into fucking ghosts that cnat be hurt and kick everythings ass

Exploud

look at this guy re you fucign kidding me. i think hes going to eat me an then fart out of every single one of those holes

Nosepass

okay many people dont liek this guy but i love him he just looks really cool imo. im nto goign to try and persuede yo on tis one caus ei cant thing of any reason but he fuckign COOL ok

Delcatty

okay look before this cat all we had was gay baby persian and meowth. meowth/persian are cool and all but cats are supposed to be pretty and delicate. out of the 3 cats we have now we have a sweet one that look smor elike a lioness, a fat ass distinguished gentleman one and a prety cut eone (this one)

Sableye

holy fuck are you kidding me. this pokemon right here is enought o make 3rd gen the fucking best holy fuckign cow. this guy EATS GEMS AR EYOU KIDDING ME WHAT if you even caugt on ein real life you would be rich how fuckign sweet is that oh my gd. ITS EYES ARE GEMS AND ITS GOT GEMS ALL OVER THAT he also has the most bad ass typing in the whole game, dark/ghost wow shit no fucking weakness. machamp running around acting all trong but when a bird pecks him he shits himself THIS GUY IS TOUGH SHIT NO WAKNESS plus he has one of those huge teethy grins


Aggron

haha holyshit? tyrannitar? really? fuck that retard this guy has horns and is covered in STEEL fucking STEEL WOW. hes going to fuckign kill you i swear

Manectric

my fave pokemon.... i told oyu dogs were fucking cool right well thsi oe is BLUE and YELLOW and shoots fucking LIGHTNING EVERYWHERE. on top of having the best pokemon color scheme anywhere he has great speed and spatk and thunderbolt and flamethrow w/ magnet rise to and signal beam for psychics so he fuckign rapes compeatively too (IMO). oh yeah and his shiney is BLACK AND YELLOW dman that fucking COOl

Plusle and Minun
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these cute mothercukers take everywhitng that is sweet about pichu and triple it becuase they are like fucking math pokemon. i know they supposed to be protons and neutrons but fuck that MATH POKEMON that fuckincool besides they cute as fuck and are a pair. fuck you

Carvanha

i imagine this motherfucker in packs eatting the shit out of feraligatrs in the amazon or somehting. really fucking cool its a PIRAHNA pokemon so cool but not as cool as...

Sharpedo

WOW AREYOU FUCKIGNKIDDING ME HOLY SHIT EERYONE IS SO FUCKED I WOUDL NEVER GO OUT IN THE OCEAON IF THESE EXISTED ITS A FUCKIGN SHARK HOLY SHIT THIS POKEMON FUCKING OWNS

Wailord

okay come on do i have to explain why a 40 foot whale is cool

Torkoal

420 turtle. they shoudl have named him toke-koal HEH smoke weed

Flygon

have you seen the episode where allt he vibrava fly off and shit? that really cool episode. i havent seen many r/s episodes but i did catch that one one day it was cool

Altaria

this pokemon simply beautiful in design look at it. i would love one in irl its so prety and a fuckign brd and cloud fuck you

Zangoose

THIS POKEMON IS GOING to FUCKIGN KILL YOU I SWEAR hoy SHIT look at that fuckers claws oh my fuckign god im going to die holy shit

Seviper

finally another snake and this one is a lot cooler than ekans/arbok (they all cool but htis one cooler) much better colors. this picture does seviper no justice

Crawdaunt

FUCK OH FUCK this guy haslike fucking hippo moths for claws holy shit. again this is like krabby and kingler but 100x cooler. i think this gen was all about kicking 1st gens ass. whcih it does well.

Claydol

i never really cared for this guy until i played the tcg wher ehe is like one of the number 1 cards currently. just a really original and clver design. very out of the box and still manages to pull off the pokempn look. great pokemon.

Armaldo

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!! I thought this gen would only have 1 tyrannitar-like pokemon but it gave us TWO of the badasses HOLY THIS and this one is a fuckign BUG WHT THE FUCK ARMALDO FUCKOGN AWESOME

Castform

this mother fucker is cute as fuck and you could probably tit fuck it too. watch out when its sunny out though because your dick will burn off when he changes forms! i alwasy imagined htis little dud eon tv next to the meteorologists helping them determine the weather idk how shut the fuck up

Kecleon

okay im running out of fuckign things to say but seriouslty if you dont thin kthis guyis fucking awesome i honestly and i am being 100% seriosus here, i dont want to be your friend. make sur eyou tell me in this thread if you dont iike him so i know not to be friends wiht you

BEYOND THIS POINT I AM JUST GOING TO POST THE GOOD POKEMON FORM GEN 3's PICTUES TO SAVE MY ASS FORM TYPING MORE
if you believe any of the following pokemon should not be on this list fuck you because they are fuckign awesome but you can tell me anyway and i will tell you why not

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(this picture doe shim no justice)


(again, a cooler version of what a gen 1 pokemon should hav been (dewgong))