the poop happens world we live in thread 2XXX

[Marth]

Pz, what we're you doing? Renovating?

Senior year is fine, all of my friends that didn't gradaute are in my classes, only I got an 83 on my essay i had to email in over the summer and apparently my packet for honors english is my first test....goood thing i completely bullshitted that.....

[Sol]

So I cut my leg today.

With a hacksaw.

Best handyman ever.

Well, at least we know you're not short on enthusiasm!

Also, went to the doctor today: "We have no idea what it is, the treatments should've worked, we're sending you to someone else"

awesome

[Asther]

step into english class for the first time in two weeks

"wow yvonne welcome back. hope you don't try to punch out the entire class. have you considered anger management?"

fuck you mrs newell fuck you

[Marth]

That's pretty low for a teacher to do....

[Helmo]

you should punch her

[TomGuycott]

Tomorrow is going to fucking suck, I just know it. I can already feel my blood pressure sky rocketing just thinking about all the bullshit I'm gonna have to deal with at work compounding.

[Sol]

step into english class for the first time in two weeks

"wow yvonne welcome back. hope you don't try to punch out the entire class. have you considered anger management?"

fuck you mrs newell fuck you

Uh, what the fuck? What kind of teacher says that to a student?

you should punch her

anger management for people who like things done fast

Also yay for having to take a fuckton of ibuprofen and freaking out about side effects, because that's the kind of person I am

[Kriven]

Don't go over the recommended dose unless you like shitting blood.

That happened.

Edit: But I was also alternating it with acetaminophen, so that may have helped.

[Sol]

Don't go over the recommended dose

I definitely won't, the amount they're having me take already seems ridiculous

[LeleleleMAXIMUM]

you should punch her

laughed so hard i sprayed the screen with spit
demmet

[Dazz]

I fucking can't believe this. I have the internet again, but in order to connect, I have to trail my ethernet cable downstairs into the porchway where the phone connects to the wall. I had the thing plugged into a second socket upstairs in the bedroom, but that's apparently been disconnected...
I'll have to call about this, because seriously, it's stupid to have the modem by the front door.

[Koopaul]

I always want respect but I don't want to conform.

Just want to feel respected.

[Lemonray]

Sitting at home with friend

We talk for a while and I mention I'm feeling really depressed again, literally at a loss of words to describe how I'm feeling at the moment

Her: "So do you still feel like having pudding tonight, or can I have it?"

:L

[Gwen]

EDIT: Confronted friend about it and its resolved, they said they thought I'd be offended? which is still quite dumb but whatever.
And my go stop deck hasn't come in yet :C
No Korean Poker yet it seems.

[SKELTON S. SKELETON]

mrskeleton is the only cool person on tsr who is this mysterious man

I would follow him to the ends of the earth

the truth is


i'm....an anime..