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suck it - Maxpphire - 06-01-2010
I can double thank a post on command now.
RE: suck it - Joseph Styling - 06-01-2010
So she goes down on me. She was always average at best in the head department but at least she tried. She pops my cock out of her mouth long enough to look up at me and say "tell me if you like this". Then I feel it.
She stuck her finger up my ass.
My brain hits the panic switch and every muscle in my entire body locks up tighter than a three year old virgin. But its too late.
I take a massive, PAINFUL, PAINFUL shit, all over her parents comforter.
No, you aren't understanding. I mean large. Huge. IMMENSE. Take your largest shit and multiple it by forty-two and you'll have an idea of what flew out of me.
And gents, when I say flew, I don't mean "I pooped." I mean "projectile". I mean "hurricane force winds hitting an umbrella stand". And due to my condition, it comes out as a large, dark brown, smelly harpoon.
I know it hit her. I didn't see it. She ran screaming "OH MY GOD OHMYGODOHMYGODEEEEEWWWWWWWW" but I always imagined that, due to her position, it hit her right in the chin. Or at least the tits.
RE: suck it - Maxpphire - 06-01-2010
damnit. it won't work anymore. fuck
RE: suck it - Mech - 06-01-2010
that's very mean
RE: suck it - Joseph Styling - 06-01-2010
make my name blue please
RE: suck it - Maxpphire - 06-01-2010
Oh ok, I can only do it sometimes.
RE: suck it - Maxpphire - 06-01-2010
oh wait here it goes.
RE: suck it - Maxpphire - 06-01-2010
ASDFGHJK I TRIPLED THANKED A POST IN ALL OF YOUR FACES
RE: suck it - ThePortalGuru - 06-01-2010
I am so jellyous.
RE: suck it - Gwen - 06-01-2010
I got it to work once B)
I think my name should be made Cobalt in color due to this achievement.
RE: suck it - GaryASPG - 06-01-2010
(06-01-2010, 09:14 PM)Shinigami PIMP Wrote: make my name blue pleasemake my name blue too
or a different kind of blue
make my name blue
RE: suck it - ThePortalGuru - 06-01-2010
I think my name should be black. Because Spamhaul.
RE: suck it - Gold - 06-01-2010
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RE: suck it - a babyass man - 06-01-2010
yeah that's great now try doing something useful with your life
RE: suck it - Maxpphire - 06-01-2010
(06-01-2010, 09:41 PM)Finlandia Wrote: I got it to work once B)
I think my name should be made Cobalt in color due to this achievement.
I thanked this 4 times