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shorty wanna hear dat ass clap - Kosheh - 04-03-2010
ok now that i got your attention please let me take the time to educate you because i am getting sick and tired of sires irl using the word wrong, and now it's spreading to the internet. even if you guys aren't guilty of this just listen up anyways so you can educate the retarded masses outside your doorstep
yeah this is spamhaul but i gotta get my message across. if this aint funny, fuc u go put on your moms panties because im not lookin for humor here. im making serious talk in spamhaul
today, I'm going to literally post about the proper usage of "literally"
so today i saw my favorite mod post a rather amusing message
(04-03-2010, 01:09 AM)Alpha Six Wrote: literally farting over mic as i type thisnow look at this fucking post
i know what he means
he wants to say that during a skype convo he's farting into the mic for the amusement of his peers
instead, when one uses the word literally he gives the mental picture that he is floating in midair, farting above the mic as he is typing on his computer
my girlfriend's brother said
Quote:he literally owned the competition at that tournamentthis would allude to the champion having a lot of money and then bought the tournament entrants.
sirs i am afraid that "literally" is becoming a substitute for "actually", "totally", "truly", "completely"
"literally" means the phrase is absolute. it is actually happening, no figures of speech, euphemisms or minced oats: what the phrase declares must be taken at face value.
e.g.
Last night, I got in a fight with a gay thug.
He literally tore me a new asshole.
Last night, I got in a fight with a gay thug.
He literally tore me a new asshole.
typically tearing someone a new asshole means you really beat the shit out of that guy either verbally or physically. when someone literally tears you a new asshole, he is tearing open a hole in your body that functions as a secondary anus.
i swear
if i hear one more person irl misuse the word "literally" to exaggerate how great something is, i am literally going to shit on their face.
your thoughts, TSR?
RE: shorty wanna hear dat ass clap - Sengir - 04-03-2010
Kosheh you are literally the man.
RE: shorty wanna hear dat ass clap - Flame - 04-03-2010
I have literally thanked you.
RE: shorty wanna hear dat ass clap - water dog - 04-03-2010
this is literally really gay
RE: shorty wanna hear dat ass clap - GaryASPG - 04-03-2010
(04-03-2010, 03:58 PM)icarly viewer Wrote: this is literally really gay
RE: shorty wanna hear dat ass clap - Alpha Six - 04-03-2010
i did literally fart over mic u tard
i stood over my mic and i fuckin farted
RE: shorty wanna hear dat ass clap - [robo9] - 04-03-2010
Im literally missusing the word literally so koshesh will literally take a shit in my face
RE: shorty wanna hear dat ass clap - SKELTON S. SKELETON - 04-03-2010
once i showed a video to my friend of a girl making her ass clap
he almost threw up
literally posting without reading the thread
RE: shorty wanna hear dat ass clap - Robbydude - 04-03-2010
you are all fucking gay how about that
RE: shorty wanna hear dat ass clap - Robbydude - 04-03-2010
im literally posting hu hu hu hu im fuckin epic *wheeze* *uses inhaler* fuckin epick......
RE: shorty wanna hear dat ass clap - a babyass man - 04-03-2010
thanks for literally sperging about the internet, retard
RE: shorty wanna hear dat ass clap - a babyass man - 04-03-2010
kosh i think you should take a week off from work and get all the autism out of your system
RE: shorty wanna hear dat ass clap - 17 kids - 04-03-2010
who gives a fuck
RE: shorty wanna hear dat ass clap - water dog - 04-03-2010
birry hatcha
RE: shorty wanna hear dat ass clap - Cobalt Blue - 04-03-2010
god bless the END PAGE button.