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After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me. - froggerfun265 - 02-14-2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIuotFZnBtk
Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there’s not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it’s disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.
That’s what life is like to me.
I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don’t even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.
RE: After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me. - TomGuycott - 02-14-2010
That's kinda like a reverse of Gall Force, where the only two sentient races in the known universe was a race completely composed of women, one was a bunch of gross green aliens in red capes, and there were no men.
I'm sorry, I got off topic, was there a thread here?
RE: After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me. - Robbydude - 02-14-2010
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RE: After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me. - Sonikku - 02-14-2010
i dont feel sorry for you i feel like laughing
RE: After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me. - froggerfun265 - 02-14-2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAuQb_bKI0Q
I've been a Furry for 10 years now and want to stop. The problem is that the group of furs that I hang out with don't like me now and if I took my fursuit off, they would probably beat me up and kill me. My last boyfriend (a cute b/w wolf) gave me herpes on my ass and now I have a hard time taking a shit. Sometimes I have to take an Ex-lax so my shit will come out easy.
I've never had sex with a girl, because I don't know how to pick them up. That's why I turned Furry. But now I'm just tired of guys ripping my ass when they don't use lubrication. I've had to get stitches three times. I went out with a fox last night who said he only gives, he doesn't receive, so I had to suck his dick and he made me swallow or he would kick my ass.
RE: After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me. - Sonikku - 02-14-2010
sorry i cant hear you over my laughter can you repeat that
RE: After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me. - Gold - 02-14-2010
usually i take trains places but this time i took the greyhound, i wasnt really expecting very much, but anyway. so i get a window seat and first of all the windows are so big. it feels like ive never really seen the ‘complete horizon’ from a moving vehicle before then. anyway so it had a bunch of stops between then and orlando so at one stop, this kid (~18, 19) comes on and sits next to me. it’s weird, i just had this really odd feeling like i’d really like him. never really got that feeling before/since but anyway. something funny happened in someone else’s seat (i think someone’s luggage fell out of the overhead bin or someone was exercising some futile attempt to stuff some clearly oversized luggage into a bin) and we both kind of laughed to each other, then he started talking to me. so we were talking and it turned out he just sort of moved from place to place, got jobs, and then just left when he felt like it. like this particular time he just left his apartment with a bag of stuff and was moving to arizona. i guess whn it’s retold it doesnt sound anything but sketchy but it was really really wonderful because it was so perfect it was so much something ive always dreamed of? anyway he lived all over the place, i was so enthralled/happy when he was talking, if he asked me to go with him i wouldve dropped everything and done it. which i guess doesnt speak very highly for me because if i want to do that so badly why dont i? i guess there are so many things i want to do im trying to do the things that let me do all the things i want to do eventually. if that makes any sense. anyway i just realized how long this story is so i guess i can finish everything if anyone wants but ill leave it at that for now!
RE: After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me. - Robbydude - 02-14-2010
![[Image: fresh-prince-carlton-banks-400a111306.jpg]](/image.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.channel.aol.com%2Faolr%2Ffresh-prince-carlton-banks-400a111306.jpg&hash=abec7ade5113ea40193faa80022ec3d2)
RE: After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me. - 17 kids - 02-14-2010
well you arent serious so i give this post a 100
RE: After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me. - Rökkan - 02-14-2010
im sorry, but i think this music contributes better to the feel of the topic rather than the other violin themes posted, hear this while reading one of these stories, works wonders imo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
RE: After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me. - [robo9] - 02-14-2010
(02-14-2010, 11:23 PM)Rökkan Wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
Its like having an eargasm
RE: After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me. - TomGuycott - 02-14-2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbdgJC9H8pA
RE: After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me. - Cobalt Blue - 02-15-2010
sorry teddy, but if you really wanted a sad mood for your post you should had started here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIPyZm_or6E
RE: After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me. - Jalopes - 02-15-2010
when did sad violin get so damn popular
RE: After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me. - Chris2Balls [:B] - 02-15-2010
saint seiya ftw metaru