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RE: The Legend Of Zelda: The Skyward Sword. - GaryCXJk - 06-20-2010
I have a theory on why Link has become right-handed in Skyward Sword.
Apparently, Link was a chronic masturbator. One day he went around town and then felt the urge to pull out his Master Sword and start polish it, so he did behind the bushes. But somehow some girl saw it, and when she called Link, Link smashed the girl's face with his dick and then sploodged lots of Lon Lon milk all over her body with the force of a thousand arrows, which naturally eroded her body. The people were so furious about it they decided to kick him in the nads, which caused his brains to reverse, and that's how he became gay.
RE: The Legend Of Zelda: The Skyward Sword. - Woppet* - 06-20-2010
heh.
RE: The Legend Of Zelda: The Skyward Sword. - DioShiba - 06-20-2010
(06-20-2010, 08:52 PM)GaryCXJk Wrote: I have a theory on why Link has become right-handed in Skyward Sword.
Apparently, Link was a chronic masturbator. One day he went around town and then felt the urge to pull out his Master Sword and start polish it, so he did behind the bushes. But somehow some girl saw it, and when she called Link, Link smashed the girl's face with his dick and then sploodged lots of Lon Lon milk all over her body with the force of a thousand arrows, which naturally eroded her body. The people were so furious about it they decided to kick him in the nads, which caused his brains to reverse, and that's how he became gay.
itt is comic relief
but it has nothing to do with the argument aside from that
RE: The Legend Of Zelda: The Skyward Sword. - a babyass man - 06-20-2010
(06-20-2010, 08:52 PM)GaryCXJk Wrote: I have a theory on why Link has become right-handed in Skyward Sword.
Apparently, Link was a chronic masturbator. One day he went around town and then felt the urge to pull out his Master Sword and start polish it, so he did behind the bushes. But somehow some girl saw it, and when she called Link, Link smashed the girl's face with his dick and then sploodged lots of Lon Lon milk all over her body with the force of a thousand arrows, which naturally eroded her body. The people were so furious about it they decided to kick him in the nads, which caused his brains to reverse, and that's how he became gay.
i wish it was possible to ban someone for being monstrously unfunny
ANYWAYS i gotta HAND it to you guys, this is a pretty dumb argument
edit: HEY GUESS WHAT you're 24 years old and still making dumb juvenile jokes that the most immature forum in the world isn't laughing at, time to reevaluate
RE: The Legend Of Zelda: The Skyward Sword. - PrettyNier - 06-20-2010
Quote:I have a theory on why Link has become right-handed in Skyward Sword.this would not have been funny even if It was posted on pixeltendo in 2006
Apparently, Link was a chronic masturbator. One day he went around town and then felt the urge to pull out his Master Sword and start polish it, so he did behind the bushes. But somehow some girl saw it, and when she called Link, Link smashed the girl's face with his dick and then sploodged lots of Lon Lon milk all over her body with the force of a thousand arrows, which naturally eroded her body. The people were so furious about it they decided to kick him in the nads, which caused his brains to reverse, and that's how he became gay.
RE: The Legend Of Zelda: The Skyward Sword. - slut - 06-20-2010
(06-20-2010, 08:52 PM)GaryCXJk Wrote: I have a theory on why Link has become right-handed in Skyward Sword.
Apparently, Link was a chronic masturbator. One day he went around town and then felt the urge to pull out his Master Sword and start polish it, so he did behind the bushes. But somehow some girl saw it, and when she called Link, Link smashed the girl's face with his dick and then sploodged lots of Lon Lon milk all over her body with the force of a thousand arrows, which naturally eroded her body. The people were so furious about it they decided to kick him in the nads, which caused his brains to reverse, and that's how he became gay.
stop describing me you fuckin asshole i told you to keep my roleplay shit on the dl
RE: The Legend Of Zelda: The Skyward Sword. - PrettyNier - 06-20-2010
Quote:this would not have been funny even if It was posted on pixeltendo in 2006or mfgg 2010
RE: The Legend Of Zelda: The Skyward Sword. - Asther - 06-20-2010
(06-20-2010, 08:52 PM)GaryCXJk Wrote: I have a theory on why Link has become right-handed in Skyward Sword.
Apparently, Link was a chronic masturbator. One day he went around town and then felt the urge to pull out his Master Sword and start polish it, so he did behind the bushes. But somehow some girl saw it, and when she called Link, Link smashed the girl's face with his dick and then sploodged lots of Lon Lon milk all over her body with the force of a thousand arrows, which naturally eroded her body. The people were so furious about it they decided to kick him in the nads, which caused his brains to reverse, and that's how he became gay.
What did I just read?
RE: The Legend Of Zelda: The Skyward Sword. - Koopaul - 06-20-2010
Enough talk of handedness. I hope they bring back Deku Scrubs. But seeing those octoroks under bushes has me worried.
RE: The Legend Of Zelda: The Skyward Sword. - LauriJ - 06-21-2010
Oh yes, this game is going to be awesome. By the way, I would be interested to know if this game has MotionPlus support. I have this hunch that it would have support for it. Also, Dazz in Link's clothing would be really awesome to see.
RE: The Legend Of Zelda: The Skyward Sword. - DioShiba - 06-21-2010
(06-20-2010, 11:21 PM)Koopaul Wrote: Enough talk of handedness. I hope they bring back Deku Scrubs. But seeing those octoroks under bushes has me worried.
then why would you want them back?
RE: The Legend Of Zelda: The Skyward Sword. - Woppet* - 06-21-2010
becauae they're awesome.
deku palace
RE: The Legend Of Zelda: The Skyward Sword. - Phantom Killah - 06-21-2010
(06-20-2010, 11:21 PM)Koopaul Wrote: Enough talk of handedness. I hope they bring back Deku Scrubs. But seeing those octoroks under bushes has me worried.hnnnnngh
when I first saw the trailer I was like "Yes! Deku Scrubs!"
then I re-watched it and was like "oh, octorocks"
RE: The Legend Of Zelda: The Skyward Sword. - DioShiba - 06-21-2010
I guess I mis-read koopaul's post.
I thought he meant that the deku scrubs were pretty much like octoroks but it looks like I was wrong there. Christ i'm retarded.
But yeah, the scrubs would be nice to have back as long as the keep them like they were in Majora's mask.
Another thing that I would like to have back are those moblins, kind of like what they were in Wind waker or Ocorina of time.
RE: The Legend Of Zelda: The Skyward Sword. - Vipershark - 06-21-2010
(06-21-2010, 06:17 AM)Alisbet Wrote: Oh yes, this game is going to be awesome. By the way, I would be interested to know if this game has MotionPlus support. I have this hunch that it would have support for it. Also, Dazz in Link's clothing would be really awesome to see.
...lol?
The game is specifically made to utilize Motion+.
I wouldn't be surprised if the game ships with one included.