Mega Evolution & Other Gen 6 Crap.

[Baegal]

I know I'm in the minority here, but I seriously hope Farfetch'd never evolves even if it sucks--because the fact that it sucks is what makes me love it.
It's Japanese name, Kamonegi, is an abbreviated version of a saying that implies convenience ("a duck carrying an onion", if you were curious. Duck soup involved onions so it's considered convenient to find a duck that already has an onion with it).
It's ALSO convenient in Red/Blue because it can be traded for a really common Spearow, and there's only one Farfech'd in the game.

But it's ALSO pretty Farfetch'd to give up a spearow with good stats for that pokemon C:
I love Farfetch'd too much sue me

And even if it's not a really great justification I feel like giving it an evolution would kind of ruin the concept but welp I'm biased.