Love Me Two (Character Refs inside!)

[Sengir]

but dex you're not alone, what about us?

...

80's rock love song time!!
(pulls out electric guitar, teases hair, voice raises a few octaves)

I knew a man he was great guy~
But he was always bummed, I wonder why~
He always said that he could just die~
But we really loved him, that's no lie~

he's dex!!
chill out bro, you're not alone!
he's dex!!
don't worry man, you can go on!
he's dex!!
there's tons more to life
he's dex!!
that to worry 'bout a wife
he's de-e-ex~

This bro i know was in great pain~
He thought life was mundane~
Like he was the bottom of the food chain~
Adam, what must i explain~

he's dex!!
chill out bro, you're not alone!
he's dex!!
don't worry man, you can go on!
he's dex!!
there's tons more to life
he's dex!!
that to worry 'bout a wife
he's de-e-ex~

Don't worry dex, there's a bright side~
and while you can't find the right bride~
you gotta wipe the tears that you cried~
You an' me we're like Bonnie and Clyde~
you're bon-nieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~

(Guitar solo)

he's dex!!
chill out bro, you're not alone!
he's dex!!
don't worry man, you can go on!
he's dex!!
there's tons more to life
he's dex!!
that to worry 'bout a wife
he's de-e-ex~

he's dex!!
chill out bro, you're not alone!
he's dex!!
don't worry man, you can go on!
he's dex!!
there's tons more to life
he's dex!!
that to worry 'bout a wife
he's de-e-ex~

HE'S DEX!!!

[edited a lil' by gors]