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So I’ve been wanting to showcase this paper Mario styled Conker sprite for the Custom/Edited sprites category.

Um............................................................... I have questions.
This doesn't look very much like the style of the 64 game or any of the games that came after. It looks very bad. I would practice your linework more.
Also, that thing in the center looks kind of... phallic. ^^;
I know it's supposed to be his tail spinning, but it hardly looks like it and it... has a hole in the top.
Also also, his tail isn't supposed to look like a fox's tail. He's a squirrel for crying out loud.