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you're like the dog who pisses itself when it gets too excited and everyone in the family avoids it like the plague

You’re like the rug that gets pissed by the dog when the dog gets too excited and everyone in the family avoids it like the plague

you're like the cum your mum should have swallowed

i don't get it. i'm not a rug. a rug is a non-living thing.

i think r.u.g. is short for really ugly guy maybe? but that doesnt make sense because you're not a guy. it's just a bad joke all around i guess

also what if this hypothetical house HAD no rugs? just hardwood floor? or stone?

nice try Flame, but I am a straight male

Amster's like the creepy aunt with all the botox that wants to kiss you all the time

hey big boier want a kiss?? its 12 baxxu pay up ;----------------)

i wouldnt pay 12 quid
i wdnt evn kiss u if u payd me 12 quid.

POUNDS

omg...

im like the lamp that nobody turns on because it has aspergers and autism

Who am I in the family?