SPLATOON (aka PHBBTBBHT aka FART NOISES: THE GAME)

[Kosheh]

Help. I'm an actual scumbag.

So as I've cried about it before the Aerospray RG is a scrub toy and massively OP. Jump into your opponent's face and have them taste your sweet justice and if that's not enough, fire off an Inkstrike and make them scramble in fear to cover up the mess you just made.

originally joking around "ahaha that's the scrub gun dont use it", I just kinda snapped yesterday while playing with friends
to drive the point home, halfway through playing i left the lobby and picked the gun, coming back and just completely wrecking face. and i'm all "what'd i tell you? it's scrub gun. i'm not even trying this gun is seriously gerber gun"

I've been using it all evening and I'm going 1100+ each game and getting like a 10-game win streak. This gun's seriously garbage, and I'd say it's probably more annoying than the Krak-on Roller because you can just go full aggro and be the king of all teams without really trying. I think what the most annoying part of the gun is, though is the Inkstrike: you can fire off an Inkstrike literally the second the match ends and it'll make a big painty crater in the enemy's territory and they can't clean it up. It's the dirtiest tactic and I've been using it just to show how incredibly fucking grimy this gun is. I'm ready to go back to the Splattershot Jr. at any time, but...seriously

tl;dr I fucking hate this gun so much I'm just gonna use it until enough people complain to Nintendo and
1) Items like Killer Wail and Inkstrike get nerfed: if only their AOE cease operation the second "GAME!" appears. Yes that means you'll be strategizing more to fire it off the second the countdown appears onscreen, but at least the enemy can get in some last-minute paint (you can pretty much negate the effect of an Inkstrike just by shooting it while it's spreading)
2) They actually do something like buff the HP players have, or minimize the AOE splatter they distribute upon defeat so it actually makes sense to shoot the ground and not your opponents

Fuck The Aerospray RG it's A Piece Of Shite. as far as I'm concerned the MG is fine; the RG is waaaay overpowered due to the effects of its sub and special weapons