If You Won $1,000,000 on a Game Show...

[Omegajak]

Pay Ego Raptor $5000 to shut him up about Sonic being bad. Invest the rest. Go meet people I respect. Start a media production studio. Make a student grant for it. Find out why Orkimedes and Ahuron haven't released Card Saga Wars yet. Pay a SEGA Exec on Sonic Boom to bury 10 Copies of the game in the desert. (I wouldn't waste money telling people I'm making an exec bury work he might be proud. Unless of course they're proud of it.) Pay off family debts. Ask J.G Quintel who's the black guy on Regular show, Go find Penndleton Ward and ask him if Jake's whole family is black or if it's just Jermaine. Live without societal worry.


~fin.


EDIT: Call Mr. Kojima and ask when Z.O.E 3 is and while I'm at it ask him if Boktai 4 and Lunar Knights 2 is happening. God willingly I live long enough to find the time and resources to ask Square what's their deal with black people.